this part is real:
girl: “so what do you do in your free time? do you have a job?”
boy: “no, i don’t really have time for a job. i spend too much time drinking beer and playing video games.”

and, just so you men know, this is the girl equivalent:
boy: “So, are you into dating and making out and that kind of stuff?”
girl: “nah, i don’t like doing that because i’m too busy knitting and picking at my pimples.”