this morning on the way to work i was thinking about how sugar is metabolized and i thought, hmm, wonder what sugars are better or worse than others. i know aspartame causes holes in your central nervous system, but i didn’t know how scary high fructose corn syrup is. wow, crazy. also, splenda has more in common with DDT than sugar. enjoy your coke zero!

i know this is depressing. just eat real sugar instead, or better, raw honey, or even better: stevia, this crazy sweet-tasting herb that’s really calorie-free and doesn’t raise glucose levels.