in response to me telling her that my no-dairy diet allows me to have 2 kinds of fresh cheese:
“you can have fresh mozzarella?!? that’s like saying ‘No dancing for you–except for the hip hop club!'”

in response to me thanking her for slapping my leg and killing a mosquito who was sucking my blood:
“the slap of a friend is better than the kiss of a mosquito”

isn’t she a funny girl? check out more of her brilliance here.