“Shoot–nobody wants to grow up! I’ve been dreading this since I was four! That’s 20 years!”
– a fellow fellows alum

“What’s your 5-hour training on tomorrow?”
“Eloqua, blah database freaking management blah blah blah”
– my roomate with the boring job

I Kissed Dating Goodbye is just like communism–the best ideas on paper, but they just don’t work in real life”
– a former joshua harris worshipper

…more to come